Posted on Sunday, 11th March 2007 by 克莱夫
Well here’s a lesson everyone can learn from. Mayan villagers will cleanse a sacred site after it is visited by President Bush, early next week. Not sure exactly what they are going to do; disinfect it? deodorise it?
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Posted on Wednesday, 7th March 2007 by 克莱夫
Q. What is the difference between France and America?
A. France has a President who speaks fluent English.
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Posted on Monday, 5th March 2007 by 克莱夫
Bicycle curves do not sag.
Bicycles don’t care if you have ridden other bicycles.
You don’t have to take a shower before you go riding.
You can go cycling at any time.
You can borrow your friend’s bicycle.
Bicycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
If you say anything bad to your bicycle you don’t have to say [...]
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Posted on Sunday, 4th March 2007 by 克莱夫
May I be granted the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who got on my nerves.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
For they may be attached to the feet I must kiss tomorrow.
Let [...]
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Posted on Saturday, 3rd March 2007 by 克莱夫
If you think things are bit ‘Chinese’ in your part of the world take a look at this gem from ‘The Pillion Passenger‘ to see how some other places behave. “As a way of welcoming people to Ireland the good people of county Meath are offering English lessons . . . .” [...]
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