Posted on Sunday, 29 June 2008 by 克莱夫
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving [...]
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Posted on Tuesday, 29 April 2008 by 克莱夫
How’s this for a bit of frivolity - click here.
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Posted on Sunday, 17 February 2008 by 克莱夫
Surf-boarders do it standing up,
Some people talk about it,
Campanologists do it for a change,
We set to it.
Divers do it in rubber suits,
Miners get down to it,
Card-players do it on the table,
We press on with it.
Walkers do it on the hills,
Orienteers run for it,
Policemen do it in their helmets,
We revel in it.
Pot-holers do it horizontally,
Drivers do [...]
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Posted on Monday, 7 January 2008 by 克莱夫
Is this Divine Guidance/Inspiration? I was looking at the log of hits for the blog the other day and saw one or two that had arrived via Google searches. Out of curiosity I did equivalent searches using the same criteria as the original visitors, just to see what they had been looking for [...]
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Posted on Sunday, 2 December 2007 by 克莱夫
In a recently published document, entitled Spe Salvi [Saved by Hope], Joseph Ratzinger [Pope Benedict 16th] warns the world of the evils of atheism.
“Pope Benedict XVI has launched a powerful attack on atheism, saying that it was responsible for some of the ‘greatest forms of cruelty and violations of justice’ in history.” Telegraph.co.uk
In the document [...]
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Posted on Sunday, 2 September 2007 by 克莱夫
This is just too much for me to cope . . . .
I’ve come across some weird ideas in my time, many face to face. This one is at a very safe distance and it is not unlike the sort of thing you might read about in books and magazines but I still find something [...]
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Posted on Sunday, 26 August 2007 by 克莱夫
This one is just so smart I have no answer. The warming of the atmosphere has a very straightforward explanation after all, you just need to open your eyes to what is going on around you and it becomes obvious.
All the interfering with natural processes which we do obviously has its consequences, and fiddling around [...]
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Posted on Wednesday, 7 March 2007 by 克莱夫
Q. What is the difference between France and America?
A. France has a President who speaks fluent English.
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Posted on Monday, 5 March 2007 by 克莱夫
Bicycle curves do not sag.
Bicycles don’t care if you have ridden other bicycles.
You don’t have to take a shower before you go riding.
You can go cycling at any time.
You can borrow your friend’s bicycle.
Bicycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
If you say anything bad to your bicycle you don’t have to say [...]
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Posted on Saturday, 24 February 2007 by 克莱夫
Once upon a time, many years ago, in the East, there lived an Emperor. He was a very wealthy and happy man. He had six hundred wives who had borne him many children and he loved them all. All his children were girls and so he had no heir, which was perhaps the one thing [...]
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